Monday, April 7, 2014

Mickey Rooney Will Never Again Get a Barn and Put on a Show

Mickey Rooney, an actor whose popularity predates 90% of everyone alive on earth, died this week at age 93.

Rooney, whose sensitive portrayal of an Japanese-American landlord in Breakfast at Tiffany's somehow failed to win him a Spirit of Asian America award, was, according to a Quinnipiac poll, already thought dead by the vast majority of Americans. A spokesman for Google says that "When+did+Mickey+Rooney+die" was the 57th most frequent search in 2013, right behind "What+are+signs+of+chlamydia."

Today, Rooney is remembered mostly for being referenced in old Warner Brothers cartoons that 40-year-olds watched constantly during childhood. And also because he apparently was married a lot or something.

Mr. Rooney died at home with his family. He was preceded in death by his fanbase.

Photo: Public domain studio still.

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