Creator of Teddy Ruxpin Leaves Very Specific Will

Ken Forsse, the creative genius behind the incredibly popular Teddy Ruxpin doll died this week. According to his lawyer the largest portion of his will is dedicated to making absolutely certain that his corpse is not propped up on the couch with a cassette tape in his chest cavity in order to read stories to children.

"Mr. Forsse," said the attorney, "was aware of the possibility that one or more of his family members might be a huge fan of irony. This is why he stipulated that anyone named in the will would be instantly disinherited if they committed any animatronic atrocities with his remains."

Fans will have to find some other way to memorialize the visionary Mr. Forsse, perhaps by creating a maze filled with old Teddy Ruxpin dolls that horrified victims can stumble across at particularly tense moments. Just an idea.

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