Saturday, March 15, 2014

Death Takes David Brenner as Last-Minute Fill-In

After Jerry Seinfeld dropped out and it was discovered that Tim Allen and Gilbert Gotfried both had schedule conflicts, death welcomed emergency fill-in David Brenner today.

Brenner, it was reported, had nothing else going on and was able to get to the afterlife in a hurry.

Brenner nearly died in 2013, following a car crash, but was bumped when James Gandolfini's death ran long.

Brenner is survived by three sons and his wife, Tai Babilonia. Seriously, Tai Babilonia.

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2 comments:

  1. mattMarch 17, 2014 at 3:08 PM

    Not that it really matters, but they were engaged but not married.

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  2. TheGrimReaperMarch 17, 2014 at 3:12 PM

    Well played, sir! You are correct, it appears. Even though there were several news outlets calling her wife, I will still flog Joe with my cat-o-nine-tails. Thanks for stopping by!

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